Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
