would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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