'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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