My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he shaved USA in his pubs
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
