who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
