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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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