Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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