Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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