do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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