Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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