oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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