whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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