So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Operation Purity has been aborted
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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