I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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