he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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