It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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