I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you would pick up someone in the library
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
