Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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