I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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