he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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