More tranny stories later!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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