im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
