At least make sure they are 18
Why
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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