I'm really into asian looking animals
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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