mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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