Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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