We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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