I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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