You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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