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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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