You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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