well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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