remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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