I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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