She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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