The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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