Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize
