She announced her abortion via fbk
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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