their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He did a backflip because drugs
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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