forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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