She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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