So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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