My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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