how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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