i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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