Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
where are my eyebrows?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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