If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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