so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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