Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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