also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
not ubering you a puppy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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