I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Success! We fucked roommates!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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