My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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