I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
