We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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