As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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